Need help getting out of your own way? Let’s do this.

You know that thing you’ve been putting off for weeks? The one that now lives in your brain rent-free and taunts you in your sleep? Yeah… I’ve been there. Hell, I am there half the time. That’s why I started offering coaching — not because I’ve “ascended” some productivity throne, but because I’ve learned tools that actually help, and I want to pass them on to folks like us.

⚙️ What I Help With:

• Building routines that don’t suck

• Breaking out of executive dysfunction spirals

• ADHD-friendly planning and project follow-through

• Motivation hacks that aren’t toxic positivity

• Making peace with your own brain

Whether you're officially diagnosed, self-identifying, or just suspicious your brain runs on chaos mode — you’re welcome here.

🎯 What You Get:

• A 1-on-1 Zoom or Discord session (50 mins)

• Personalized, neurodivergent-friendly strategies

• Zero judgment, lots of dark humor, and real talk

• A recap email with notes, tools, and next steps

First time? We'll chat about where you’re stuck, what’s kicking your ass, and where you actually want to be. You don’t need to have all the answers — that’s what I’m here for.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions:

Do I need an ADHD diagnosis?
Nope. Come as you are. Whether you’re formally diagnosed or "peer-reviewed," if you relate to the struggles, this space is for you.

Is this therapy?
Nah — I’m not a therapist. Coaching is future-focused and action-oriented. If you're working through trauma or deeper mental health stuff, I’ll always encourage working alongside a qualified therapist too.

What if I’m late or need to cancel?
Life happens. You’ll get a reschedule link in your confirmation email. Just give me as much heads-up as possible.

Will there be homework?
Only if it helps. We’ll set goals you care about, not what some productivity bro says you “should” do.

💳 Booking Info:

Price: $60 USD
(That’s about 80 Canadian Moose Bucks)
Platform: Zoom or Discord (your pick)